Letters to people who are running or were running for president
John McCain,
We disagree on many things. But for some strange reason I actually do like you. Oh, don't get me wrong, I think you're nuts and will never vote for you, yet...I find your craziness to be oddly endearing.
But you are very old.
Although, even if you were young I still wouldn't vote for you.
Just wanted to let you know that I'm not age-discriminating.
Laura
Hillary Clinton,
Quit telling people that you promised yourself you weren't going to cry. Everyone knows you lost the ability to cry years ago. It's not making you more appealing, it just makes you look like a tool.
Which you are.
So stop it.
-A concerned feminist
P.S. Bill's voting Obama
Mitt Romney,
You have stupid hair.
Laura
John Edwards,
You have lovely hair. I'm just concerned that you focus too much time on it. I mean, technically now you can, but still...bad hair days will happen. Just embrace them and move on.
Laura
Mike Gravel,
You. Are. Gangsta.
Crazy old man.
Much love. Peace.
L-Boogie
Mike Huckabee,
Really? Really? Quit being a tool. That's Hillary's job.
Laura
My Dearest Barack,
Don't disappoint me. You can totally beat McCain. I mean...HE'S SO OLD!
Laura
John McCain,
Seriously, it has nothing to do with your age.
-L
Ron Paul,
I saw some of your supporters standing on the side of the road the other day. They looked like they hadn't showered for days and when asked what they were going to do later they shrugged their shoulders and mumbled something about going to White Castle. Weird.
Laura
Rudy Giuliani,
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